What Would You Do As President

I posted these on aljazeera.net/english in reply to these questions.

What would you do as US president?

Hehe, after acquiring full control of Federal Reserve, I’ll assign the staff to auditing and locating all the gold in the world. Print mint to acquaint the pints. When all the gold is in a safe location in my house, I’ll issue a major scale auditing of the world’s wealth. Once twice thrice arise from my franchise, devise concise fries advice. I’ll not use wasteful tactics like wars to enslave other countries but use products and services. Domesticate the best ten cooks and masseuses in the world. Test all the top drugs to make sure they are safe for consumption. Commission all media transmissions to mission lovely emissions. Hand-tailor the best clothes from every other color. Find the most beautiful …. I think you get the picture.


What would be your policies?

Withdraw all troops from the 135 countries. Abolish illegal and unnecessary institutions. Complete investigation of everyone with questionable conduct. End United Nations & World Bank. Mandate and enforce peace on Israel and Palestine. Withdraw support from dictatorial regimes. Cease the madness of starvation and disease in Africa and Asia. All leaders in the world would be subject for investigation and then accordingly recommended for international crime courts for trial. Reform elections, remove financial debacles, dismantle the parties and make it open for all. Call retrial for all in jail. End racism from official documents and media regurgitations. Maybe I would pass the presidency to Dr. Ron Paul. A lot of this is from his platform. Nevertheless the theme will be,
Substitution of the constitution is institution of instant destitution.


What would be the first thing you would do as president?

Locating the exact point of achieving presidency is difficult but I assume it will be blink.

Please let me know what would you do.